DAYTIME DERAILED: Whoopi Goldberg and Tyrus Engage in Televised Verbal Cage Match on The View

“YOU ARE WHAT’S WRONG WITH AMERICA!” — Whoopi Goldberg UNLEASHES FURY on Tyrus in LIVE, UNHINGED TV MELTDOWN on The View as Chairs Nearly Fly, F-Bombs Drop, Producers Panic, and the Internet Explodes Over the Most Explosive On-Air Showdown Since Meghan McCain — Was It a Breakdown or a Ratings Trap?

Chairs Nearly Fly, Ratings Definitely Do, as Producers Question Their Life Choices

In a dazzling display of unfiltered rage, awkward eye contact, and wildly miscalculated booking choices, The View achieved what no daytime talk show has dared attempt since the great Meghan McCain Meltdown of 2021: total, unsalvageable on-air combustion.

The catalyst? A guest appearance by Tyrus, the Fox News commentator, pro-wrestler-turned-political-analyst, and man whose career path reads like a Mad Libs entry. He joined the panel on what was supposed to be a calm discussion about “Bridging the Political Divide in America”—a title now considered the most ironic programming choice since Keeping Up with the Kardashians tried to win a Peabody.

Instead, what unfolded was a live verbal brawl so intense, it made the Real Housewives look like Quakers.

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“Let’s Talk About Unity—YOU HYPOCRITE!”
Things escalated the moment Tyrus casually mentioned that “Hollywood liberals are part of the reason America’s going to hell in a tote bag.” Whoopi Goldberg, whose tolerance for Fox News guests typically lasts about as long as a New York minute in traffic, responded with the kind of eyebrow raise that usually precedes someone getting publicly vaporized.

“Excuse me, sir, but you’ve clearly mistaken this for a segment where we take bullsh*t politely.”

Within 47 seconds, producers reportedly received 19 internal Slack messages labeled “abort mission”, as Tyrus fired back with what experts later described as “a toxic blend of condescension and protein shake aggression.”

“You don’t get to lecture me from your million-dollar liberal throne,” he sneered, prompting co-host Joy Behar to clutch her pearls so hard, they briefly became sentient.

Live From ABC: It’s Verbal Mortal Kombat
The segment devolved faster than a Reddit thread on vaccine conspiracies. Goldberg stood. Tyrus stood. Joy Behar tried to stand but remembered her knees don’t do that anymore. Sunny Hostin attempted a “let’s calm down” hand gesture, which was immediately rejected by both parties and possibly the laws of physics.

Then came the moment that will live in daytime infamy:

Whoopi Goldberg, pointing directly at Tyrus, shouted, “You are a walking Facebook comment section!”

Tyrus, unfazed, replied:

“And you’re the human embodiment of a Huffington Post op-ed!”

An audience member fainted.
A producer threw up in a potted plant.
One intern tried to crawl inside a Keurig machine.

Sources say ABC legal staff began furiously Googling “defamation insurance” as Tyrus dropped an unbleeped F-bomb so loud it disrupted satellite feeds in three time zones and possibly caused Tucker Carlson to blink.

The Feed That Wasn’t
In a rare act of mercy, ABC cut the feed for 20 seconds, replacing the audio with whale sounds and stock footage of waves. But by then, it was too late. The internet had already exploded.

#TheViewGoesWWE, #WhoopiClapback2025, and #DaytimeBloodsport all trended within minutes. TikTok reenactments appeared before the segment even ended, with Gen Z influencers already casting The View: The Movie (Zendaya as Whoopi, obviously).

Late-night hosts wept tears of gratitude.

“It Was Like Watching Thanksgiving Dinner at the Addams Family’s House”
Anonymous audience members described the incident as “traumatizing, yet oddly healing.” One woman said she “felt seen” by the chaos. Another claimed she left the studio “a different person.”

An elderly viewer reportedly called ABC to ask if this was a crossover episode with WrestleMania. Meanwhile, Tyrus fans launched a GoFundMe to “replace the table he nearly flipped” (which turned out to be bolted to the floor—thank God).

Inside sources say the episode had originally been titled The Power of Listening. It has now been rebranded as The Power of Regret.

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